I’m off to spend New Year’s with a Japanese friend and her family. I consider this quite an honor, since I’m not her boyfriend and how often does some random gaijin get to hang out with a Japanese family for three days?
Oh, and did I mention that they don’t speak English? It’s gonna be interesting…
Just remember to take off the bathroom slippers…
And if her father tells you that he wanted to be a pirate/pilot when he was young, make sure that you recognise the distinction and don’t start doing a long-john silver impression
no, no, you misunderstand, dd. when i said “no english” i didn’t mean “engrish onry,” i meant no frickin english, no way no how.